10 Kansas Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

Kansas is dotted with towns whose names are so quirky, unexpected, or downright confusing that even the most advanced GPS might pause to ponder their origins. Here are ten Kansas town names that stand out for their oddity, humor, or sheer uniqueness:

1. Gas

Located in Allen County, Gas was named for the natural gas found in the area. The name lends itself to endless bathroom humor and confusion for anyone just passing through.

2. Skiddy

This Dickinson County town’s name is a head-scratcher and has no direct relation to its sound-alike “skid marks,” but it’s certainly memorable.

3. Cuba

Named by a traveler who thought the residents resembled the friendly, hardworking people of the actual Cuba, this Republic County town hosts an annual “Rock-A-Thon” and is far from the Caribbean.

4. Liberal

Despite its name, this southwestern Kansas town isn’t known for its politics but for being home to Dorothy’s House and the Land of Oz attraction, playing on the state’s Wizard of Oz legacy.

5. Smileyberg

With a name that suggests perpetual happiness, Smileyberg in Butler County might make your GPS—and you—crack a smile.

6. Neutral

A town that takes no sides, Neutral, Kansas, is as noncommittal as its name suggests.

7. Agenda

If you’re tired of places with no plans, Agenda in Republic County sounds like it’s always got something scheduled.

8. Buttermilk

Smooth and creamy, Buttermilk in Comanche County is more than just a dairy product—it’s a real place with a name that’s sure to churn up curiosity.

9. Holyrood

Named after a town in Newfoundland, Holyrood’s name translates to “Holy Cross,” but it sounds like a place where movies might be made or saints might reside.

10. May Day

Located in Riley County, May Day is named for the traditional spring festival, but it might have you wondering if your GPS is sending out a distress signal.

Honorable Mentions

La Cygne (pronounced “la-seen”): French for “the swan,” this town’s pronunciation and spelling are a GPS nightmare.
Grenola: A mashup of Greenfield and Canola, this Elk County town’s name is as unique as its origin story.
Kismet: Meaning “fate” or “destiny,” this Seward County town’s name is a nod to the uncertainty of railroad expansion.
Strong City: Despite its name, it’s a tiny town, not a metropolis.

These names are more than just oddities—they reflect the colorful history, diverse influences, and playful spirit of Kansas communities. If your GPS seems confused, don’t worry: in Kansas, that’s just part of the adventure.

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