10 Mississippi Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

10 Mississippi Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

Mississippi is home to some of the most unusual, tongue-twisting, and downright perplexing town names in the United States. Here are ten that are sure to leave your GPS (and maybe you) questioning reality:

Town Name Why It’s Confusing or Unique
Hot Coffee Named after a store advertising “the best hot coffee around” in the 1870s, not a beverage hotspot.
Possumneck Not due to possums, but because the area’s shape resembled a possum’s neck.
Whynot Allegedly named after residents, tired of debating, simply said “Why not?” and stuck with it.
Soso Named for a postmaster’s favorite answer—“it’s so-so”—when asked how things were going.
Mhoon Landing Honors Feyton Mhoon, who placed lanterns for riverboats; not a NASA outpost.
D’Lo Derived from French “de l’eau sans potable” (“bad drinking water”), later shortened and Americanized.
Panther Burn Despite wild stories, “burn” means stream; not a feline bonfire.
Alligator Named for the abundance of alligators in a nearby lake, not a reptile invasion.
Money Named after U.S. Senator Hernando Money, not a financial windfall.
Duck Hill Named for Chief Duck, a Choctaw leader, who held meetings on a hill—no waterfowl involved.

Honorable Mentions

  • Sanatorium: Named for the Mississippi Tuberculosis Sanatorium, not a medical condition.
  • Itta Bena: Choctaw for “home in the woods,” but a head-scratcher for outsiders.
  • Chunky: No, it’s not about soup—just a Native American-derived name.

Why These Names Confuse GPS (and People)

  • Many names are derived from Native American languages, French phrases, or local legends, making them difficult to pronounce and spell for outsiders.
  • Some names are literal jokes or oddities (e.g., Whynot, Soso), which can baffle both humans and digital assistants.
  • A few, like D’Lo and Mhoon Landing, have origins lost in translation or local lore, further complicating navigation and pronunciation.

These towns are more than just quirky names—they’re windows into the history, humor, and heritage of Mississippi. If you’re road-tripping through the Magnolia State, don’t be surprised if your GPS stumbles over these unforgettable destinations.

Sources:

  1. https://www.worldatlas.com/cities/7-bizarrely-named-towns-in-mississippi.html
  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzokq_87aWA
  3. https://97x.com/the-most-mispronounced-town-names-in-mississippi-are-hilarious/
  4. https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/trip-ideas/mississippi/town-name-meanings-ms
  5. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/15-weird-mississippi-town-names–445997169358998949/
  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgfSI0JtaNE